So the back paddock needs a mow. What’s a bloke to do. Considering I mowed the first half of the land here with your standard lawn mower, my knee was killing me at the end of it all.
Borrowed a ride on from a mate of mine.. OMFG!!!! what on earth was I ever thinking to not have one earlier. I look around and the yards to the left of me are no bigger than my last place, yet the people who own them all have a ride-on. Turns out… I’M THE MUG!